hot scene. But didn't include the whole thing, there's a close up of her rack that comes earlier, damn.


*pumpkin carving
1st - love pumpkin carving
2nd - go flat quickyl
3rd - landlady

* jennifer love hewitt - lost it - weird
* Drinking Stories
1st- Wizards
2nd - Drinking Alone HUGE productivty boost
3rd - long island iced tea - have another
* Amber
* palin joke

I LOVE THE INTERNET
How in the fuck does Adult Friend Finder know where

I live?!? This is really freaking me out. Every

site I visit that they advertise on they've got my

location pegged. Do they just have a massive IP

database and know what city vendors serve them from

somewhere? I tried connecting through an anonymous

proxy in CA, and for the first three or so

refreshes, it appeared to give me advertisements

for random cities (Denver, Salt Lake City,

Seattle), and then gave me this:
7
There's just so many chicks out there that want

your cock.
You should give them your credt card number, they

leave you alone then.

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Developing Democracies: Candidates for local

office in Brazil can either register under their

own names or make them up, and in the October

election this year, three candidates chose "Barack

Obama" (none won), and others registered under

"Bill Clinton," "Jorge Bushi" and "Chico Bin

Laden," but more than 200 offered themselves under

the name of the country's popular president, Luiz

Inacio Lula da Silva. [Daily Telegraph (London),

10-1-08]


From the self-composed obituary in the Casper

(Wyo.) Star Tribune of James William "Jim" Adams,

who died September 9th: "Jim, who had tired of

reading obituaries noting other's [sic] courageous

battles with this or that disease, wanted it known

that he had lost his battle ... primarily as a

result of ... not following doctor's orders. ... He

was sadly deprived of his final wish, which was to

be run over by a beer truck on the way to the

liquor store to buy booze for a date." [Casper Star

Tribune, 9-23-08]

The Sea Shepherd Conservation Society, a direct

action animal rights organization led by Captain

Paul Watson, will get some well-deserved attention

in an upcoming seven-part Animal Planet television

series titled “Whale Wars,” set to premier November

7th.The group formed in 1977 after Watson, one of

the founders of Greenpeace, became frustrated with

the seminal environmental group’s hesitation to

engage in direct action. Since then the group has

faced down whalers year-after-year by literally

chasing their ships around the open seas.Unlike

most direct action activism, Watson insists that

Sea Shepherd’s anti-whaling campaigns are entirely

legal. He cites international treaties under the

International Whaling Commission that state that

any human has the right to interfere with illegal

poaching or whaling


The makers of Mail Goggles, the popular application

for drunk people, have announced their next Labs

innovation: automated e-mails.“Canned Responses”

allows you to harness filters on incoming messages

and create a stock pile of automated, cookie cutter

responses. And you don’t even have to click

“Send,” as Gmail will do that for you as well.The

new feature was designed based on feedback from

users in Google’s forums.
Canned Responses could be pretty useful for those

clever enough crack the math of Mail Goggles and

send out a drunk e-mail. While you recover from

that hangover, let Gmail handle the e-mail

apologies.


You think Batman's pretty cool, don't you? Probably

couldn't be any cooler, right? Wrong. Step outside

of America, and you find a Batman who guns down bad

guys with a revolver, and has naked sex with the

ladies he rescues.

The American Original:

In his 1978 Film, Superman apprehends those who

commit crimes. The love of Lois Lane helps the

superpowered Kryptonian maintain his humanity.

The Foreign Rip-Off:

In this Bollywood extravaganza, Superman and Indian

Lois Lane (a.k.a. Indian Spiderwoman) use the power

of dance to commit crimes against humanity.


soviet winne the pooh
meddev dev
barking




ET 0 not try to make it appealing - fart smoke and

scream randomly



Britain's Bristol City Council warned residents in

government housing in September to always leave

their sheds unlocked. Otherwise, thieves would have

to break the doors down to get inside, and

taxpayers would be stuck with the repair bills.

[Daily Telegraph (London), 9-30-08]

Chilean-Danish artist Marco Evaristti is working

with condemned Texas inmate Gene Hathorn, 47

(convicted killer of three in 1985), on an anti-

capital-punishment exhibit. The murderer's body

would be frozen, then placed live goldfish in

several electric blenders and invited museum-goers

to turn them on. [Newsweek, 9-27-08]

An unfortunate burst of wind disrupted an outside

art installation at the Paul Klee center in Bern,

Switzerland, in August, ripping an inflatable

exhibit from its moorings and carrying it away. The

exhibit, by American Paul McCarthy, was a sculpture

entitled "Complex Shit," and the inflatable item

was supposed to be a dog dropping the size of a

house. Explained the Klee center's Web site

(challengingly), the show features "interweaving,

diverse, not to say conflictive emphases and a

broad spectrum of items to form a dynamic exchange

of parallel and self-eclipsing spatial and temporal

zones." (Or, wrote London's Daily Telegraph in

broken French, it is "what happens when la merde

hits le ventilateur.") [Daily Telegraph (London),

8-12-08]


Things Government Does When It's Not Bailing Out

the Economy: The municipal transit company in

Austin, Texas, unveiled a rider-education campaign

in August, giving step-by-step instructions in how

to stand up on buses without falling over. When the

bus is accelerating, "lean forward and put your

weight on your front foot." (The introductory frame

on the poster features a harried rider exclaiming,

"Help! I'll never figure it out!") [American-

Statesman, 8-18-08]

In Anderson Township, Ohio, in July, another

frustrated lover, angry that his girlfriend kept

falling asleep one night during sex, retaliated,

according to police, by attempting to set fire to

her van. (The 46-year-old man who couldn't sustain

his lover's interest is Gregory Smallwood.)

[Cincinnati Enquirer, 7-10-08]

Least Competent Criminals: A 30-year-old man

appears to be the most recent person (according to

the account of police in Woodland, Calif., in

August) to attempt to throw burning fireworks at a

target while traveling in a car, but having the

toss fail to clear the window and thus explode

inside the car. He was hospitalized. [Sacramento

Bee, 8-28-08]


The estimated one million Japanese (almost all

males) who suffer from the major anti-social funk

called "Hikikomori" and confine themselves inside

(typically, a bedroom in their parents' home) for

months at a time without live human interaction has

been mentioned in News of the Weird in 2000 and

2005. In July, the Japanese software company Avex

produced a video to help those men, simply

featuring a series of young women staring into the

lens, occasionally saying "Good morning," so that

Hikikomori sufferers can practice feeling the gazes

of strangers. [France24.com, 7-30-08]

In a few years you might have a pill to help you

forget your bad breakup just the way Jim Carey did

in Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. With a

high dose of just one enzyme, scientists can now

erase very specific memories while you're in the

act of recalling them.